Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Top 10 Things To Do During Insomnia

Nope, I'm not writing the Great American Novel or writing songs or even ripping vinyl... instead I

10. Play computer solitare
9. Listless masturbation
8. Play computer hearts
7. Watch Adult Swim
6. Watch AMC when Japanese Anime is on Adult Swim
5. Zombie websurfing
4. Stare mindlessly into space
3. Take flash pictures of darkened spaces in apartment
2. Purposely make noise to wake others up so they can join you
1. Find the perfect sleeping position (for two hours)


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