Yankee Candle Scents We'll Probably Never Smell

... but would be kinda neat, anyway...

• Patchouli Oil and B.O.
• Cheap Perfume and Cigarettes
• Early Morning Bacon and Coffee
• Mothballs and Burlap
• Antiseptic Hospital and Old People Smell
• New Vinyl Record and Spilled Bongwater smell
• Burning Hair and Charcoal Lighter Fluid

Add your own in the comments.