Sunday, October 30, 2005

Spanking Steve

Blue's Clues former cult leader STEVE's website has attracted sickos that he influenced in their early years. Via Nashville Scene. Grown-up fans now include Steve in their sick fantasies:

a couple years ago, he resurfaced, of all things, with a solo album featuring the assistance of that great kiddie band, The Flaming Lips. His website, at, will tell you all about it. But take our advice and skip straight to the link marked “Correspondence,” where all manner of Blue’s Clues fans have written in, most with some sort of sexual fantasy to relate. Sample missive: “Hi Steve. I am a 24 year old married mom of two and I would LOVE to spank you. I know you've heard this plenty of times, but I REALLY, REALLY want to. You don't understand, I can't even look at Joe. I want you. Please come back to me baby. I need to see you.”


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