Making up Band Names (the Albini Division)

If you remember, a few months ago I posted (and even got a few comments for once) on made-up band names

Among my faves were:

• Fuck Me Troubadour
• Murph's Bald Head
• Cider Runs Down Her Legs
• Elf Wing
• Play Freebird!
• Purdie's Tuba Company
• I Know, You Know, So Fuck It
• Crazyglue Remover
• Mr. Durso's Gym and Geometry School
• The Post-Partum Depression of Brooke Shields
• is there a...
• Neutron Bureaucrats
• The Fuji Period
• Balk
• The Party Celebrating the Destruction of the United States
  
• The Asian Hand Puppetry Booth
• A Yo La Tengo Cover Band

Steve Albini's Electrical.com forum had a similar contest - here were some of the better contenders -- they voted on best name and proving that Democracy once again sucks, the worst name (Police Teeth) won. Here are the ones that should have won:

• Are you there god? It’s me Danzig
• Ed Begley, Jr. and Solar-Powered Corolla
• tightest diaper
• people, hi-five the pope
• Fuck You and Your Impregnable Fortress!
• Diarrhea Piñata
• Test Fuck
• Practice Wife