Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Letters to Lisa #2

Dear Lisa,

Alas, I can't make it. Even for the free booze. I like the idea of the "six dark-haired gals all peeing, neatly, in a row," though - maybe you could dress them like the chicks in those Robert Palmer videos and give each of them an electric guitar. You know the girls with the eyeliner and slicked back hair so they all looked kinda alike. They would all come out the stage and plug in the guitars to amps as if they are going to give a truly awesome concert and then the drummer counts out "1 - 2 - 3 - 4" ... and ... anchors aweigh.

Martha Stewart. What a fucking pig.

Cheers,

Jim

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